Lindsay Lohan Got Evicted Because She's Broke as a Bad Joke

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After all the drama surrounding her ‘Million Dollar Decorators’ episode, seems Lindsay Lohan isn’t even living in the same pimped-out pad anymore. The struggling starlet was finally evicted because she couldn’t make rent.

A source told HollyScoop, “I went house hunting in Beverly Hills and the realtor told me that she was shown a house and [that] it was Lindsay’s last home. She had just recently left because she could no longer afford it.”

Keep in mind, Lohan actually got a decent amount of work recently, though none of it was cinematic greatness: She had roles in ‘The Canyons,’ ‘Liz & Dick’ and ‘Scary Movie 5,’ plus a hefty bailout from Charlie Sheen — and she still couldn’t pay her bills.

But she could jet off to London for New Year’s Eve and wear a bunch of tacky fur coats while getting schwasted with her mom, because obviously.

For the record, LiLo’s rep (guess she finally hired a new one) says she wasn’t punted — she just moved to New York. Which is apparently a hotbed of janked-up starlets these days.

Her father didn’t buy that whole “I wasn’t fired, I quit” story any more than we do, and because the tabloids pay him by the word, he had something to say about it.

“Lindsay is losing all her belongings, with no resurrection of her career in sight,” Michael Lohan said.

“Maybe instead of checking into hotels and night clubs in London, mommy dearest and daughter should have checked into rehab together,” he added. “Lindsay is in for a rude awakening when she goes to court, but I still pray she goes to rehab, not jail!”

We don’t care where she goes, as long as it’s away — from the world, from us and especially from both of her unfit, douchebag parents — for a very, very long time.

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